new school. school personality in general: "playful." however, these kids are going to be the death of me.

day 1: "Cup size? What?"

day 2: school check up day-> height, weight, eyesight, hearing stations. at the weight station, as i look down at the numbers, boy drops trou and hops onto the scale saying "this will make me lighter" as he cups his miniature jewels.

day 3: ambushed by the same boys and bombarded with questions of "cup size, what?" "want to see my penis?" (as he pulls his zipper down) "want to fellatio me?" and general comments of "ooh! she touched me!" and "give me vagina"

email me please with suggestions on how to deal these kids and stay on their good side while managing not to egg them on.