is slowly killing me. allergies! in winter! ricockulous. ayutthaya reminds me of kyoto. tripping over temples, sneezing like crazy because of all the greenery. beautiful yet slow torture.
and since i'm in super cheap internet (15baht an hour, sweet!), i'm going to try my best and catch up on all the updating because i know i sure as hell am not going to do it when i get back.
december 29th - january 1st. beach. Sichon Beach, southeastern coast thailand. i finally got the cheap, deserted beach i was dreaming about. no foreigners at all whatsoever. Sichon Beach is a small community where a lot of Thais go for day trips and whatnot. And because it was new year's, there were a lot of them there partying.
december 29th. after getting lost, through no fault of our own, i might add--we (Mark, the dude i met in the jungle) asked the locals "Sichon Beach?" and they pointed us with their vague points down the road. we ended up walking for about two hours i think. well, anyway, it felt like it. everyone gawked (not everyday they see foreigners walking about town looking hot and sweaty and lost with their big backpacks) but no one was helpful. except for one old man who let us hitch a ride on his motorcycle thing with a side car attached.
aside: My theory is that you have to ask at least two thais for directions. they're incapable of saying "go straight, turn left, turn right . . ." they just vaguely point ahead of them, so they point you in the general direction you need to go but if you need to turn somewhere you're fucked. so you have to ask another thai to turn you.
anyhoo, we arrive at the bungalows. there're six small thatched bungalows right on the beach. 200baht a night (kinda steep if you ask me, but it's a thai vacation spot so what can you do) which we split which was good. we just had a chilled evening and went to the restaurant--which we christened The Ladyboy after the androgenous server working there and went to bed.
december 30th. very exciting day! we walked into town and walked back and i did laundry. good stuff.
no, but Mama Su and Bow (the owners of the bungalow) invited us to the village new year's eve party. despite our confusion ("uh . . . isn't TOMORROW new year's eve?") we go and have a blast. it's party, thai style. the whole village is out gorging themselves under a gigantic tent and there's a big stage set up in the middle where people are doing karaoke complete with ENORMOUS speakers blasting thai pop into the next town. unfortunately, we were sitting about 50 feet from the speakers. i cut out early and dragged mark with me before my ears started to bleed.
we met some cool people at the party though. Bera, Nok, guy in a white shirt whose name i can't remember, and a kid who was smoking and drinking who i thought was surely too young to be smoking and drinking (Youngin' , we'll call him).
december 31st. the sun finally came out (the previous couple of days it was overcast and vaguely windy) so spent some time baking my skin. in the evening, we head over to the Ladyboy for some din din and are picked up by Youngin and promptly dropped off at a small hut where some of the guys we met the night before are drinking and karaokeing (namely, bera and nok). they serve us some food and beer (score! love free stuff). the food was pig innards--liver, heart valve, lung and some other stuff i couldn't name--boiled that you dip in this sour spicy stuff. it was amazing. probably the best thing i've had in thailand.
so we're counting down and drinking and making merry. nok is totally ruling karaoke complete with dancing and sunglasses (even though, you know, it's 9 o'clock at night), Youngin' is continually toasting me--which i've come to learn is a way that thai guys show that they're interested. at one point he gestures to me to chug all my beer down and we'd race. all right, fine. this was made very easy by the fact that thais put ice in their beer. goes down quick. i win the beer race and finally work up the nerve to ask Bera how old Youngin' is. He says (after a little thinking) "15." Jesus. like i just drink raced one of my students. he's the same age as my sister!
during all this, Bera is chatting me up. or attempting to. his english was very limited. also, with karaoke speakers behind us, it's hard to hear. it starts innocently enough, where are you from? are you happy? and then it progresses to, is mark your boyfriend? do you sleep in the same bungalow? i would be happier if you didn't. and finally to, stay longer! mark can leave, but you stay! and there were many more gestures i couldn't really begin to understand. like a wedding ring gesture and bringing together his two forefingers toghether gesture. yeesh! had only been sitting next to the guy for a few hours. and i recall that he had introduced me to his "friend" the day before who had looked pretty comfortable with his two kids (he's separated from his wife). i bring her up "Um. Dao?" he looks irritated that i'd remember/mention her and insists that she's just a friend. Riiiight. by this point he's got his arm around me and is laying kisses on me. but not wanting to step into Dao's territory, i don't encourage him TOO much. but i couldn't resist really. he had long eyelashes. i'm a sucker for long eyelashes. we count down to midnight and mark and i make a quick escape back to the bungalow despite Bera's protestations. he followed us back to our place insisting that i ride on the motorcycle. i firmly told him no and we made it back safe to the bungalow.
Sichon had gotten too comfortable with me I felt and i was ready to go on to the next city even though mark wanted to stay because everyone was cool and loved to party. I told him I didn't need the drama; he accused me of creating the drama. (shrug.) maybe i did. maybe drama just follows.
january 1st. we get the fuck out of sichon with bera as entourage. he insisted in seeing us off and looked sad at the bus station.
>>>>>>> whew. jesus. i need to take a break <<<<<<<