exactly what am i eating?

i tutor kids in my house tuesdays and thursdays. and since i don't take money, one of the kids' aunts gifts me with fruit. exotic fruit. last week it was a pomegranate. this week, tiny coconut? not really sure what it is. i took off the pre-cracked bit of shell off the top and encountered a brain-like .... brown substance. pierced through that and hit coconut juice. but seriously. this thing is tiny. is it a coconut?


and the meat inside peels cleanly away from the shell:

anyone seen this before?

i am a spaz

and should be kept away from flammables and sharp objects. i am especially terrible with my gas stove. i leave my gas tank's knob turned on out of sheer forgetfulness. today i put a pot of water on to boil and completely forgot about it. here is what's left of my teapot: